Saturday, 24 March 2012

Story: Romance Reports

[Shipping] [Cloppy]
Rating: Mature (16+)

Author: Sleepless Brony
Description: Twilight Sparkle has a crush on Luna, but the Princess insists that Twilight learn some things about love and romance before they can make a date.
Romance Reports

Additional Tags: Tasteful Shipping
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  1. Princess Tiwilight Sparkle has been intursted with the equestrian colony of Ekka(witch has been trying to win it's freedom ever sences it was concorded by equestria over a thousand year ago)

    Twilight was sitting in her private room abort the E.A.S Day Star on her way to the far away equestrian colony of Ekka, the same coloney her former mentor had given her to govern. She was still depressed that her friends couldn't go, but Celestia had said she would have to control Ekka on her own. "Princess Sparkle" said one of the ship's soldiers in a rather nerves tone that reminded her of her fiend fluttershy. "Commander Blazer ordered my to inform you that we are about to land, and that he would like if you would like to stay close to the guards once we exit the ship" Twililight was to deep in thought to properly answer so she just nodded her head. "I wonder way Commander Blazer is so worried about security?" Twilight said aloud ignoring the fact that there was nopony ealse around.

    The street infront of the Ekkain capital building was packed with ponies but one stallion seemed to stand out in the crowd. He was dark red with a blue mane and tail both cut sort, his cutie mark was a white and blue fireball. His eyes were an orange red that perfectly matched the color of burning fire. He was also wearing a tan leather jacket and two large salddel bags. His head slowly shaking from side to side and he seemed to be repeating the word "boom" softly to himself. He was walking toured the building tall wire fience that surrounded the massive air field behind the building. Normally there would be soldiers patrolling the perimeter but today every pony was standing at the far end of the air field away from the massive fleet of air ships. This made it all the more easyer for the stallion to climb though a pony sized hole in the fience and sneek (or more correctly casually walk) over to the massive air ships. Once there he began to place a small packages on one of each of the ships engines. Once he was done he casually walk back over to the fience out the hole and went on his mary way.

    1. As Twilight exited the large airship she was surrounded by royall guards armed with spears. At their head was commander Blazer he was tall with a golden mane and a black cout. Atop his head was a golden helmet with a bright red crest. He also wore the regular golden guard armor. "All hal Princess Twilight Sparkle" his voice booming over the sounds of the crowd. "Hello Commander" Twilight said not even coming close to matching his volume. "Greetings mam, welcome to Ekka the air ship capital of the empire" Blazer said in a softer yet still imposing voice. "I see" twilight said wale stairing at the massive fleet at the other end of the air field. "It is quit an inpresive fleet" "Ekka houses a fifth of the empires air fleet, there is no force in the air or on the ground able to destroy this fleet" than from out of no were a massive BOOM! rage out over the air field as one of the air ships erupted sending a massive column of rainbow colored fire and smoke shooting into the air. Than the the fire spread to the other ships causeing a chain reaction of rainbow colored explosions that began to engulf the entire fleet. The event was so unexpected that even Commander Blazer was dumbfounde by it. A good amount of time past before he snapped out of his shocked state and began to bark orders telling soldiers to contain the fire and to form a perimeter around the princess. "Princess we need to get you into the capital building" Blazer yelled over the sounds of the ensuing caose. Twilight was than rushed past scrambling soldiers and fireponys all trying to contain the multi-colored flames and was finally rushed into the building and up to her chamber where Blazer posted more than a dozen guards and three teams or soldiers on watch before returning to the air field to try and restore order to the paniced mess of solders and destroyed airs ships. Twilight than staired out the window in horror at the massive disaster out side and wondered what kid of pony would do something like this to other. "What kind of monster would do something like this" "it makes me sick" Twilight said in sick and horrorfide tone.

      "Huh looks like it worked" said a golden. Haired mare sanding at a street corner a few blocks from the capital building watching the rainbow smoke rise up into clouds. She had a long green mane with a single blue strip. Her tail was the way only with out the strip. Her cuite mark was a four levf clover surrounded by a golden horse shoe. "Of course it did boom boom boom boom boom, I made the bombs personally myself" said the red stallion "it went up bog ha ha ha ha" he said laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world. "It help that the princess showed up or it would have been imposable to plant those bombs" said the golden mare ignoring the stallions laughing " ha ha I know, you should have had meet plant a bomb in her camber KA BOOM nothing but purple mist and a crown" he said "that would have been awesome" he said before again busting into laughter. "Your crazy you know that" said the golden mare. "I'm not crazy, I just like blowing stuff up" the stallion said beginning to laugh again. The golden mare sighed than said "I have no idea way we keep using you" " because I'm really really good at making stuff go boom" the stallion said nodding his head repeatlly. The mare sighed once more before walking of with the stallion in toe.

    2. Project x from brony j I can't get a fimfiction account but a started to write a story. Would you mind reviewing it. I read your story and thought it was wicked. And if you think it would be a good idea maybe you could post it on for me please. P.s Twilight and cheeryalie make a cuite couple and I kinda suck at spelling